Tom: B minor
Verse 1
C#m
Hey baby, uh, it's me
Um, our anniversary's comin' up, it's
a pretty big one
F#m
And, um, I wrote a song for you
C#m
So I'm just leaving you this
voicemail because, um
F#m
C#m
I want the song to begin
with this voicemail
F#m
Like, I want the voicemail to play
at the beginning of it
C#m
So, if you could just download this
F#m
voicemail when you get it
C#m
And then text it to me
Um, you might need to, like, download
F#m
C#m
another app to download the
I don't know if you can rip your
F#m
voicemail right off your phone
You might need to, like
C#m
Just Google it,
F#m
don't call me and ask me
'Cause I know,
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I know what you're gonna do
You're gonna,
C#m
you're gonna get this
And you're gonna think you just
E
can't do it
F#m
And you're gonna call me,
but then I'm just gonna Google it
C#m
So, just you Google it, you're an
adult, you can figure it out
F#m
C#m
Um, so just, figure it out and text
me the voicemail
Um, immediately, if you wouldn't mind
F#m
Like, right when you get this
C#m
F#m
Thank you, um, I love you, bye
E
C#m
You're my be st friend, I
Verse 2
F#m
love you (love you)
G#m
C#m
You know me and I know
F#m
you (know you)
G#m
C#m
We got prob lems that we've been
F#m
through (been through)
G#m
F#m
C#m
We got shit that we'll get through, uh
F#m
You think I'm rude to you
C#m
You think I am the worst
F#m
Because I ask when you suck my dick
C#m
You take out your Invisalign first
F#m
Come on
G#m
Five years, five years Still
Verse 3
C#m
you, still me, still here
F#m
G#m
Five years, five years, baby
C#m
Five years, five years
G#m
F#m
We order Chinese, I'm eating my
Verse 4
C#m
dumplings
You reach over and you take
F#m
my dumpling
You don't even say,
C#m
"Do you mind?" or nothing
Why would you assume that
F#m
you're entitled to a dumpling?
G#m
C#m
So I look at you, you look back at me, like,
G#m
"What the fuck did I do?"
F#m
G#m
If you really wanted some dim sum, then
C#m
You really should've gotten some
F#m
when we put in the order
C#m
You say, "You're a psycho and
F#m
I-I don't don't wanna fight
G#m
So, let's just drop this,
C#m
it's not a big deal"
"Okay, but for the record
F#m
You owe me a dumpling,
C#m
I mean it, I won't forget
F#m
C#m
E
You owe me a dumpling
Verse 5
or a dumpling equivalent"
F#m
G#m
Five years, five years
C#m
Still you, still me, still here
F#m
E
G#m
Five years, five years, baby
C#m
F#m
Five years, five years
Verse 6
C#m
We found a spider in the house
You freaked and you jumped
F#m
up onto the couch
E
C#m
Since I was close and able
I jumped up on the coffee table
F#m
You said, "You should kill that"
C#m
I said, "Um, no, fuck that"
F#m
C#m
You said, "Come on, be a man"
E
What?
C#m
F#m
You're a total anti-sexist,
E
F#m
C#m
a patriarchy fighter
F#m
E
But your whole worldview collapses
F#m
C#m
The moment there's a spider, cool
F#m
G#m
I get it, this is the real you
C#m
G#m
It's a pleasure, nice to meet you
F#m
Shit like this brings the
G#m
movement down
C#m
Everyone's a feminist
Verse 7
until there is a spider around
F#m
G#m
Five years, five years
C#m
Still you, still me, still here
F#m
E
G#m
Five years, five years, baby
C#m
Five years, five years
Verse 8
F#m
G#m
How come every time I need to
C#m
take a poo in the bathroom
You out of the blue need to
F#m
use the bathroom?
G#m
Just use the guest room bathroom
C#m
That's why we got
F#m
two bathrooms
G#m
Just use the guest room bathroom
C#m
That's why we got two bathrooms
F#m
G#m
C#m
And you know
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