Tom: B minor
Verse 1
Fm
Hey baby, uh, it's me
Um, our anniversary's comin' up, it's
a pretty big one
Bbm
And, um, I wrote a song for you
Fm
So I'm just leaving you this
voicemail because, um
Bbm
Fm
I want the song to begin
with this voicemail
Bbm
Like, I want the voicemail to play
at the beginning of it
Fm
So, if you could just download this
Bbm
voicemail when you get it
Fm
And then text it to me
Um, you might need to, like, download
Bbm
Fm
another app to download the
I don't know if you can rip your
Bbm
voicemail right off your phone
You might need to, like
Fm
Just Google it,
Bbm
don't call me and ask me
'Cause I know,
Ab
I know what you're gonna do
You're gonna,
Fm
you're gonna get this
And you're gonna think you just
Ab
can't do it
Bbm
And you're gonna call me,
but then I'm just gonna Google it
Fm
So, just you Google it, you're an
adult, you can figure it out
Bbm
Fm
Um, so just, figure it out and text
me the voicemail
Um, immediately, if you wouldn't mind
Bbm
Like, right when you get this
Fm
Bbm
Thank you, um, I love you, bye
Ab
Fm
You're my be st friend, I
Verse 2
Bbm
love you (love you)
Cm
Fm
You know me and I know
Bbm
you (know you)
Cm
Fm
We got problems that we've been
Bbm
through (been through)
Cm
Bbm
Fm
We got shit that we'll get through, uh
Bbm
You think I'm rude to you
Fm
You think I am the worst
Bbm
Because I ask when you suck my dick
Fm
You take out your Invisalign first
Bbm
Come on
Cm
Five years, five years Still
Verse 3
Fm
you, still me, still here
Bbm
Cm
Five years, five years, baby
Fm
Five years, five years
Cm
Bbm
We order Chinese, I'm eating my
Verse 4
Fm
dumplings
You reach over and you take
Bbm
my dumpling
You don't even say,
Fm
"Do you mind?" or nothing
Why would you assume that
Bbm
you're entitled to a dumpling?
Cm
Fm
So I look at you, you look back at me, like,
Cm
"What the fuck did I do?"
Bbm
Cm
If you really wanted some dim sum, then
Fm
You really should've gotten some
Bbm
when we put in the order
Fm
You say, "You're a psycho and
Bbm
I-I don't don't wanna fight
Cm
So, let's just drop this,
Fm
it's not a big deal"
"Okay, but for the record
Bbm
You owe me a dumpling,
Fm
I mean it, I won't forget
Bbm
Fm
Ab
You owe me a dumpling
Verse 5
or a dumpling equivalent"
Bbm
Cm
Five years, five years
Fm
Still you, still me, still here
Bbm
Ab
Cm
Five years, five years, baby
Fm
Bbm
Five years, five years
Verse 6
Fm
We found a spider in the house
You freaked and you jumped
Bbm
up onto the couch
Ab
Fm
Since I was close and able
I jumped up on the coffee table
Bbm
You said, "You should kill that"
Fm
I said, "Um, no, fuck that"
Bbm
Fm
You said, "Come on, be a man"
Ab
What?
Fm
Bbm
You're a total anti-sexist,
Ab
Bbm
Fm
a patriarchy fighter
Bbm
Ab
But your whole worldview collapses
Bbm
Fm
The moment there's a spider, cool
Bbm
Cm
I get it, this is the real you
Fm
Cm
It's a pleasure, nice to meet you
Bbm
Shit like this brings the
Cm
movement down
Fm
Everyone's a feminist
Verse 7
until there is a spider around
Bbm
Cm
Five years, five years
Fm
Still you, still me, still here
Bbm
Ab
Cm
Five years, five years, baby
Fm
Five years, five years
Verse 8
Bbm
Cm
How come every time I need to
Fm
take a poo in the bathroom
You out of the blue need to
Bbm
use the bathroom?
Cm
Just use the guest room bathroom
Fm
That's why we got
Bbm
two bathrooms
Cm
Just use the guest room bathroom
Fm
That's why we got two bathrooms
Bbm
Cm
Fm
And you know
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