Tom: B minor
Verse 1
Ebm
Hey baby, uh, it's me
Um, our anniversary's comin' up, it's
a pretty big one
Abm
And, um, I wrote a song for you
Ebm
So I'm just leaving you this
voicemail because, um
Abm
Ebm
I want the song to begin
with this voicemail
Abm
Like, I want the voicemail to play
at the beginning of it
Ebm
So, if you could just download this
Abm
voicemail when you get it
Ebm
And then text it to me
Um, you might need to, like, download
Abm
Ebm
another app to download the
I don't know if you can rip your
Abm
voicemail right off your phone
You might need to, like
Ebm
Just Google it,
Abm
don't call me and ask me
'Cause I know,
Gb
I know what you're gonna do
You're gonna,
Ebm
you're gonna get this
And you're gonna think you just
Gb
can't do it
Abm
And you're gonna call me,
but then I'm just gonna Google it
Ebm
So, just you Google it, you're an
adult, you can figure it out
Abm
Ebm
Um, so just, figure it out and text
me the voicemail
Um, immediately, if you wouldn't mind
Abm
Like, right when you get this
Ebm
Abm
Thank you, um, I love you, bye
Gb
Ebm
You're my be st friend, I
Verse 2
Abm
love you (love you)
Bbm
Ebm
You know me and I know
Abm
you (know you)
Bbm
Ebm
We got prob lems that we've been
Abm
through (been through)
Bbm
Abm
Ebm
We got shit that we'll get through, uh
Abm
You think I'm rude to you
Ebm
You think I am the worst
Abm
Because I ask when you suck my dick
Ebm
You take out your Invisalign first
Abm
Come on
Bbm
Five years, five years Still
Verse 3
Ebm
you, still me, still here
Abm
Bbm
Five years, five years, baby
Ebm
Five years, five years
Bbm
Abm
We order Chinese, I'm eating my
Verse 4
Ebm
dumplings
You reach over and you take
Abm
my dumpling
You don't even say,
Ebm
"Do you mind?" or nothing
Why would you assume that
Abm
you're entitled to a dumpling?
Bbm
Ebm
So I look at you, you look back at me, like,
Bbm
"What the fuck did I do?"
Abm
Bbm
If you really wanted some dim sum, then
Ebm
You really should've gotten some
Abm
when we put in the order
Ebm
You say, "You're a psycho and
Abm
I-I don't don't wanna fight
Bbm
So, let's just drop this,
Ebm
it's not a big deal"
"Okay, but for the record
Abm
You owe me a dumpling,
Ebm
I mean it, I won't forget
Abm
Ebm
Gb
You owe me a dumpling
Verse 5
or a dumpling equivalent"
Abm
Bbm
Five years, five years
Ebm
Still you, still me, still here
Abm
Gb
Bbm
Five years, five years, baby
Ebm
Abm
Five years, five years
Verse 6
Ebm
We found a spider in the house
You freaked and you jumped
Abm
up onto the couch
Gb
Ebm
Since I was close and able
I jumped up on the coffee table
Abm
You said, "You should kill that"
Ebm
I said, "Um, no, fuck that"
Abm
Ebm
You said, "Come on, be a man"
Gb
What?
Ebm
Abm
You're a total anti-sexist,
Gb
Abm
Ebm
a patriarchy fighter
Abm
Gb
But your whole worldview collapses
Abm
Ebm
The moment there's a spider, cool
Abm
Bbm
I get it, this is the real you
Ebm
Bbm
It's a pleasure, nice to meet you
Abm
Shit like this brings the
Bbm
movement down
Ebm
Everyone's a feminist
Verse 7
until there is a spider around
Abm
Bbm
Five years, five years
Ebm
Still you, still me, still here
Abm
Gb
Bbm
Five years, five years, baby
Ebm
Five years, five years
Verse 8
Abm
Bbm
How come every time I need to
Ebm
take a poo in the bathroom
You out of the blue need to
Abm
use the bathroom?
Bbm
Just use the guest room bathroom
Ebm
That's why we got
Abm
two bathrooms
Bbm
Just use the guest room bathroom
Ebm
That's why we got two bathrooms
Abm
Bbm
Ebm
And you know
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