Tom: B minor
Verse 1
Dm
Hey baby, uh, it's me
Um, our anniversary's comin' up, it's
a pretty big one
Gm
And, um, I wrote a song for you
Dm
So I'm just leaving you this
voicemail because, um
Gm
Dm
I want the song to begin
with this voicemail
Gm
Like, I want the voicemail to play
at the beginning of it
Dm
So, if you could just download this
Gm
voicemail when you get it
Dm
And then text it to me
Um, you might need to, like, download
Gm
Dm
another app to download the
I don't know if you can rip your
Gm
voicemail right off your phone
You might need to, like
Dm
Just Google it,
Gm
don't call me and ask me
'Cause I know,
F
I know what you're gonna do
You're gonna,
Dm
you're gonna get this
And you're gonna think you just
F
can't do it
Gm
And you're gonna call me,
but then I'm just gonna Google it
Dm
So, just you Google it, you're an
adult, you can figure it out
Gm
Dm
Um, so just, figure it out and text
me the voicemail
Um, immediately, if you wouldn't mind
Gm
Like, right when you get this
Dm
Gm
Thank you, um, I love you, bye
F
Dm
You're my be st friend, I
Verse 2
Gm
love you (love you)
Am
Dm
You know me and I know
Gm
you (know you)
Am
Dm
We got problems that we've been
Gm
through (been through)
Am
Gm
Dm
We got shit that we'll get through, uh
Gm
You think I'm rude to you
Dm
You think I am the worst
Gm
Because I ask when you suck my dick
Dm
You take out your Invisalign first
Gm
Come on
Am
Five years, five years Still
Verse 3
Dm
you, still me, still here
Gm
Am
Five years, five years, baby
Dm
Five years, five years
Am
Gm
We order Chinese, I'm eating my
Verse 4
Dm
dumplings
You reach over and you take
Gm
my dumpling
You don't even say,
Dm
"Do you mind?" or nothing
Why would you assume that
Gm
you're entitled to a dumpling?
Am
Dm
So I look at you, you look back at me, like,
Am
"What the fuck did I do?"
Gm
Am
If you really wanted some dim sum, then
Dm
You really should've gotten some
Gm
when we put in the order
Dm
You say, "You're a psycho and
Gm
I-I don't don't wanna fight
Am
So, let's just drop this,
Dm
it's not a big deal"
"Okay, but for the record
Gm
You owe me a dumpling,
Dm
I mean it, I won't forget
Gm
Dm
F
You owe me a dumpling
Verse 5
or a dumpling equivalent"
Gm
Am
Five years, five years
Dm
Still you, still me, still here
Gm
F
Am
Five years, five years, baby
Dm
Gm
Five years, five years
Verse 6
Dm
We found a spider in the house
You freaked and you jumped
Gm
up onto the couch
F
Dm
Since I was close and able
I jumped up on the coffee table
Gm
You said, "You should kill that"
Dm
I said, "Um, no, fuck that"
Gm
Dm
You said, "Come on, be a man"
F
What?
Dm
Gm
You're a total anti-sexist,
F
Gm
Dm
a patriarchy fighter
Gm
F
But your whole worldview collapses
Gm
Dm
The moment there's a spider, cool
Gm
Am
I get it, this is the real you
Dm
Am
It's a pleasure, nice to meet you
Gm
Shit like this brings the
Am
movement down
Dm
Everyone's a feminist
Verse 7
until there is a spider around
Gm
Am
Five years, five years
Dm
Still you, still me, still here
Gm
F
Am
Five years, five years, baby
Dm
Five years, five years
Verse 8
Gm
Am
How come every time I need to
Dm
take a poo in the bathroom
You out of the blue need to
Gm
use the bathroom?
Am
Just use the guest room bathroom
Dm
That's why we got
Gm
two bathrooms
Am
Just use the guest room bathroom
Dm
That's why we got two bathrooms
Gm
Am
Dm
And you know
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