If I'm walking,
I'm tripping over my two feet
If I'm talking, I don't know my name
I got hit by a bus
in the middle of the street
Just jumped up and walked away
I've been banging my head
like a woodpecker, babe
Laughing like I've gone insane
I got a hammer for a heart
And cotton candy for a brain
I said E -M -I -L -Y -Y -Y
Tell me, Emily
You got me wrapped around your finger
Like a chain around a D -O -G
Yeah, I said E -M -I -L -Y -Y -Y
Tell me, Emily
Yeah, women like you
Are trouble with a capital T
Stayin' out so late
That I can't tell the difference
Between a morning and a night before
I crashed a slip -and -slide party
I built a sandcastle big enough for two
And I gathered all the
shells from the shore
I'd give them all to you,
but you'd just ask for more
I said E -M -I -L -Y -Y -Y
Tell me, Emily
You got me wrapped around your finger
like a chain around a D .O .G.
Yeah, I said E -M -I -L -Y -Y -Y,
tell me Emily
Yeah, women like you
are trouble with a capital T
So what's it gonna be, baby, you tell me
All this waiting is becoming a crime
You got me stressing out,
breaking out Chinese takeout
just about every night
Well, don't step over a dollar
If you're trying just to pick up a dime
I've been calling out your name
I guess I'll do it one more time
I said E -M -I -L -Y -Y -Y,
tell me, Emily
You got me wrapped around your finger
like a chain around a D -O -G
Yeah, I said E -M -I -L -Y -Y -Y,
tell me, Emily
Yeah, women like you
are trouble with a capital T
Said, women like you
are trouble with a capital T