Tom: F major
Verse 1
-gobblin' out in the yard
Now he's gutted and stuffed
A
and he's basted an d charred
G
D
Em
And your father is whistlin' and washin'
There's a crowd on the hillside
G
D
with hatchets and saws
A
With a keen disregard for the forestry laws
G
Bm
And they happily hum
Em
while the stumps slowly
D
A
bleed in the rain
And the stockings are hung
by the chimney with care
As if anyone in their right mind
G
Bm
And some tired old crooner is
Em
D
A
croaking out carols again
D
G
D
Christmas is pain
A
G
D
Em
D
A
D
G
And you wait for an hour to see
Santa
D
Claus
And he's covered with velveteen,
gauze
G
D
And he pinches your mother and
Bm
she can't find
D
A
the words to explain
And the hungry are hungering on
Hunger
Street
While the people on
Plenty
G
D
And you punctured the roof of your
Bm
D
A
mouth on a sharp candy cane
G
And all the good cheer is just
Madison
D
Avenue
And all the best
Christmas songs were written by
A
Jews
G
D
Em
And the eight tiny reindeer have left an
D
A
embarrassing stain
D
G
D
Christmas is pain
And two thirds of the world
G
D
doesn't give half a damn
And the rest are all bloated on
And if
G
D
Jesus was here,
Em
D
A
he'd be sent to the back of the train
And they double the price of
whatever you need
Sayin' I pledge allegiance to
A
corporate greed
G
D
And you're forced to spend sev
Em
D
eral hours conversing with your old
Aunt
Who's insane
With a brain on a plane to
Spain, where the mainstays rainly
in the flat terrain,
G
D
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