It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
The dreidles spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk
Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas!
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
The dreidles spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk
J- J- J- Just a little story about last Christmas
About some bad kids who were full of wishes
We gave some gifts
and then we gave some lovin
The weird kind of love
that you give to your cousin
Little Timmy stole from 7-11
So we stopped by his house
with a pair of sevens
We drank in his room
with some dude named Kevin
But there was still some bad kids
who deserved some presents
Zack got caught with a bottle of jack
So we slipped down his chimney
with an 18 pack
He didn't leave cookies
but we needed a snack
So we took the beer back
and I fucked him in the ass
It's Charlie Scene got egg nog in my flask
The holidays are back
and all my presents are wrapped
Like oh my God is that Saint Nick?
Kids give me your list like its the 25th
Been accused of being a bad kid
But I get presents as is
'Cause Mrs. Claus just myspace'd me
I blew off a date on Christmas eve
So I don't give a fuck if your naughty or nice
You might still get a Rolly
and a gang on ice
So write your list and never have no fear
Have a Hollywood Christmas
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
The dreidles spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk
I'm about to serve it up
for all you boys and girls
Good kids, bad and even Da Kurlzz
We were chillin at home and deckin the halls
So I checked my phone and Santa had called
He said he'd swing by at a quarter to twelve
He said that his jolly ass needed some help
He said Christmas ain't a gang
but a way of life
"if you guide my sleigh,
I'll let you fuck my wife."
So we jumped in his sleigh
and it started to jingle
Funnier than fuck, you can ask Chris Kringle
So we all took flight
but something was fishy
He asked for road head
and started to kiss me
Underneath his suit
was just a bunch of pillows
Instead of bags of presents,
he had bags of dildo's
I pulled down his beard and it was a monster
It wasn't Saint Nick it was a fuckin imposter
When we found out he started to pout
I took my bandana and I choked him out
I pulled off his beard and I fucked his mouth
Hi-jacked his sleigh and headed down south
I had a lot of wild nights
but tonight was the craziest
I've met a lot of Jeff's
but this one was shadiest
When it comes to cheer
that motherfuckers a grinch
So if you don't like Christmas, fuck you bitch!!!
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
The dreidles spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
The dreidles spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
The dreidles spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
The dreidles spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah,
let's get drunk
Hollywood Undead 
