Well I rested on the charges
of an unemployed man
He was a -sittin' in the witness stand
The judge's wife,
she told the district attorney
Better free that brown -eyed man
If you want your job,
you better free that brown -eyed man
Well, I'm flyin' across
the desert in a T .W .E.
I saw a woman walk across the sand
She walked thirty miles en route to Bombay
To meet a brown -eyed handsome man
Her destination was a brown
-eyed handsome man
Well, way back in history,
three thousand years ago
And ever since the world began
There's been a whole lot of
lovin' women sheddin' tears
For a brown -eyed handsome man
Her fightin' trouble was a brown
-eyed handsome man
A beautiful daughter couldn't
make up her mind
About a doctor or a lawyer man
Her mamma said, baby,
go out and find
Yourself a brown -eyed handsome man
Just like your daddy,
he's a brown -eyed handsome man
Well, Milo, Venus was a beautiful lass
She had the world in the palm of her hand
She lost both her arms
in a wrestling match
To meet a brown -eyed handsome man
What you thought it was
except a brown -eyed handsome man
Well, two and three to
count with a nobody on
He hit a high fly into the stand
He rounded third,
he was heading for home
He was a brown -eyed handsome man
He won the ball game,
a brown -eyed handsome man
A brown -eyed handsome man
A brown -eyed handsome man
You know, a brown -eyed handsome man