Flying across the desert in a D .W .A.
Saw a woman walking across the sand
She'd been a -walkin' thirty miles
en route to L .A.
To get a brown -eyed handsome man
Her destination was a brown
-eyed handsome man
Milo Venus was a beautiful lass
She had the world in the palm of her hand
But she lost both her arms
in a wrestling match
To get a brown -eyed handsome man
She fought and won herself
a brown -eyed handsome man
Way back in history,
three thousand years
Back ever since the world began
Been a whole lot of good
women shed a tear
For a brown -eyed handsome man
That's what the trouble was,
a brown -eyed handsome man
A beautiful daughter couldn't
make up her mind
Between a doctor and a lawyer man
Mama told her darlin' to
go out and find
Yourself a brown -eyed, handsome man
Just like your daddy is a brown -eyed,
handsome man
Arrested on charges of unemployment
He was sittin' in the witness stand
The judge's wife called
up a district attorney
Said, you free that brown -eyed man
If you want your job,
you better free that brown -eyed man
Way back in history,
three thousand years back
Ever since the world began
Been a whole lot of good
women shed a tear
for a brown -eyed handsome man
That's what the trouble is,
the brown -eyed handsome man
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