Tom: A major
Intro 1
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My lady gives birth today,
Verse 1
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I run to her room right away,
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She smiles with glee then
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hands her to me,
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I look at my newborn and say
Verse 2
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ugly baby!
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Damn that's an ugly-ass baby!
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baby!
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I'm feeling quite concerned,
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My semen must have turned,
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Damn that's an ugly baby
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This is just what I feared,
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Her head is mishappen and weird,
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She's skinny like a twig,
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At least her nuts are big,
But her hair color doesn't
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Damn that's an ugly baby!
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Goddamn that's an ugly-ass baby!
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baby!
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I give the doc a smack and say,
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Can't you stuff her back in,
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Damn that's an ugly baby
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And when she smiles I find,
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Shea mcgowan comes to mind,
It makes me want to cry,
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When I look into her good eye,
I always wanted kids,
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Is it wrong to hope for SIDS?
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Then the doctor calls me in,
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Mr. lynch, she has a twin...
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Damn that's a good lookin baby!
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One for two on the good lookin babies,
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I almost start to weep,
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Now this one we can keep,
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Cause that was an ugly ass baby
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Damn that's an ugly baby,
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Damn that's an ugly ass baby
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Damn that's an ugly baby
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Damn that's an ugly baby
Verse 9
I wanna throw that shit in the dumpster)
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Well she's got one good tooth
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And thank god just one nose
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but its on her left thigh,
The thought of changing
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Or powdering her ass
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with that tail in the way,
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I think I could get a good
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I don't want any ugly baby,
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I said damn that's an ugly baby,
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Damn that's an ugly baby
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