I'm as corny as Kansas in August,
I'm as normal as blueberry pie,
No more a smart little girl with no heart,
I have found me a wonderful guy.
I am in a conventional dither
with a conventional star in my eye,
An d you will note there's
a lump in my throat
when I speak of that wonderful guy.
I'm as trite and as gay
as the daisy in May,
a cliché coming true.
I'm bromitic and bright as the moon,
happy night pouring light on the dew.
I'm as corny as Kansas in August,
high as a flag on the fourth of July.
If you'll excuse an expression I use
I'm in love, I'm in love,
I'm in love, I'm in love,
I'm in love
with a wonderful guy
No more a smart little girl with no heart
I have found me a wonderful guy
I'm as trite and as gay
as a daisy in May,
a cliché coming true
I'm bromitic and bright as the moon,
happy night pouring light on the dew
I'm as corny as Kansas in August,
high as a flag on the 4th of July
If you'll excuse an expression I use,
I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love,
I'm in love, I'm in love
With a wonderful guy!