Tom: C minor
Verse 1
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Dm
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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Dm
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introducing the first black president of the
United
States of
America,
Dm
Blowfly.
Thank you.
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F
Thank you very much.
Dm
F
And like I promised y when I was running,
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Dm
I'm going to make sure there are chitlins
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in every pot, ham hocks in every table,
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Dm
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birth control pills in every purse, and we're going
I have an orange every
Mr.
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Good morning, bitch. I meant
Miss
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Click.
Dm
This shit's gonna be easy.
President don't do nothing but sit on his ass all
day and give orders any motherfuckin' way.
Guess I'll get my head
together here.
Where's my fuckin' cocaine?
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Dm
Bet that bitch done moved it again.
Miss
Click!
Mr.
President, sir?
Would you get your ass in here, please?
Right away, sir.
What did you do in my ship?
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Dm
Are you constipated, sir?
Bitch, you know what I'm talkin'
about, my motherfuckin' roadhog!
Oh, I took your dog to the vet, sir.
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Dm
Oh, I'm talkin' about coke, cocaine,
you know that white powder shit that I put on your pussy when I'm gettin' ready to eat it?
Oh, that, sir?
It's right in front of you, sir.
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Thank you, that'll be all.
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If a pussy wasn't so good,
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Dm
I'd fire her.
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Let's get over here and get my
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head together.
Dm
What the fuck you want now?
Mr.
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Jackson is here to see you.
Mr.
Dm
Jackson?
Reggie
Jackson,
Andrew
Jackson, or
Michael
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Jackson?
Dm
Mr.
Superfly
United
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Pimps
Association.
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Dm
What the fuck he want?
Dm
promised him for endorsing you.
I told that dumb motherfucker,
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Congress, got all the funds frozen.
What the fuck he want from my life?
Well, he stated that payment in
coke would be sufficient, sir.
God, my last coke.
I'll take it.
Give it to the motherfucker
and get rid of it.
That's the end of that shit.
I thought this shit was gonna be easy.
I got it. I got some weed here somewhere.
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Dm
Here it is.
Roll me a couple of joints.
Mr.
President, sir?
Oh, shit.
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Dm
What you want now,
Miss
Clayton?
Mr.
Paul is here to see you, sir.
Mr.
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Paul?
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C
Newman?
Paul
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Am
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Revere?
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Or
Paul
Anker?
John
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Paul, sir.
John
Paul?
Dm
F
What he want?
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F
The weed you are currently smoking, sir.
Dm
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G
Oh shit, I can see right now. I'm not gonna like
Dm
F
this motherfucking shit at all, huh?
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F
Give it to the motherfucker
Dm
Can't sniff no coke can't
Dm
Damn, I know what I do
Fuck this bitch again.
Let's click.
Dm
Would you come in here, please?
Right away, sir
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Put off your clothes with your pants down.
Dm
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I don't want to hit it shit this morning
Dm
G
Later,
Dm
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G
I can hear all of that shit later.
What is the red spots on your stomach?
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Dm
That's what I was trying to tell you, sir.
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You see, I went to the doctor an
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d he says I have herpes.
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Dm
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Dm
Fucking herpes!
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you
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