Tom: Bb minor
Verse 1
D
F#m
E- e- e- very time I look at my dick
Dick, dick, dick
D
Call me on the dog and bone
Verse 2
F#m
Bm
All you Yanks, that's a telephone
F#m
Northern Mancky, cock- munchers
A
My dick's bigger than your brother
Bm
Pushing twenty- five stone like your mother
My dick's bigger than Wales
And your dick's smaller than a
motherfuckin' snail
F#m
A
Ma bite mec Ca
Verse 3
Bm
monte jusqu'a la tour
Bm
F#m
Ca voit meme pas le jour
Verse 4
F#m
Bm
My dick like the Mississippi river
F#m
Bm
My dick ask your bitch,
F#m
what's for din ner?
Verse 5
F#m
A
D
E
I'm like holy shit, that's a big dick
F#m
A
Bm
D
And every time I look at your dick, I'm like holy shit,
E
Bm
that's a small dick
F#m
(Goddamn)
A
Bm
Every time I look at my dick,
F#m
A
D
I'm like holy shit, that's a big dick
E
D
F#m
A
Bm
And every time I look at your dick,
D
E
Bm
I'm like holy shit, that's a small dick
Verse 6
Yeah dog, it's motherfuckin' kid cuisine
D
F#m
A
My dick is bigger than Mr. Clean
Bm
So fresh you can swish it like Listerine
F#m
Your dick look like Adam Levine
My dick like Pinocchio nose
I lie and I just watch it grow
A
Bm
F#m
I hang low like trunk of Dum bo
D
F#m
While your dick is small like Frodo
A
Okay now Young punk in this
Verse 7
F#m
motherfucker
Place looking right in this
Bm
E
motherfucker
Bm
Big dick Clark in this motherfucker
F#m
Dick look like a fuckin' Nutter Butter
Verse 8
F#m
Time to avoid them Barry Bonds
A
Dick so big, got a car alarm
D
Dick so big that it bought the farm
F#m
Your dick like Seth Rogen's arm
Coming through with a big wang
A
Doing things bigger than the big bang
D
Your dick don't got no name
Your bitch call my dick Ving Rhames
Rhames, Rhames, Rhames
Verse 9
F#m
A
D
E
I'm like holy shit, that's a big dick
F#m
A
Bm
D
And every time I look at your dick, I'm like holy shit,
E
Bm
that's a small dick
F#m
(Goddamn)
A
Bm
F#m
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like holy shit,
A
D
E
that's a big dick
(Goddamn)
F#m
A
Bm
D
And every time I look at your dick, I'm like holy shit,
E
Bm
that's a small dick
F#m
(Goddamn)
Verse 10
F#m
A
Your dick's growing mold
F#m
A
Your dick's like the Pope
D
F#m
My dick don't get old
A
D
Every morning I wake up and cry
F#m
It's too much dick for one guy
D
to science
Motherfucker probably start a riot
Bm
Verse 11
F#m
A
Bm
F#m
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like holy shit,
A
D
that's a big dick
(Goddamn)
E
F#m
A
Bm
And every time I look at your dick,
D
E
Bm
I'm like holy shit, that's a small dick
F#m
(Goddamn)
A
Bm
F#m
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like holy shit,
A
D
E
D
that's a big dick
F#m
(Goddamn)
A
Bm
D
Every time I look at your dick, I'm like holy shit,
E
Bm
that's a small dick
(That's a small dick)
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